Luxor Deluxe

Now that the private jet market is open to every middle-class American willing to harvest their children's organs for cash, you need a new way to stand out. Forget standard light-weight, high-malleability, flame retardant aeronautical construction materials, yours are solid gold! It's time to tell the world exactly who you are. Besides, all your passengers will be too wasted on the complimentary champagne and cigars to care if you melt and fall out the sky during the next solar storm.