Junk Energy Inductor
Wanna throw yourself off the mountainside with only an inch of polystyrene between you and certain death? HELL YEAH. Just grab the Inductor, double-fist eight cans of JUNK and forget all about the laws of gravity – because with this much sugar, caffeine, and electricity, what goes up won't come down for at least six hours. So, that's six hours of saving money in the ER, and a head start on your carbon footprint, all at the same time.
Overview
Wanna throw yourself off the mountainside with only an inch of polystyrene between you and certain death? HELL YEAH. Just grab the Inductor, double-fist eight cans of JUNK and forget all about the laws of gravity – because with this much sugar, caffeine, and electricity, what goes up won't come down for at least six hours. So, that's six hours of saving money in the ER, and a head start on your carbon footprint, all at the same time.
Performance
Broughy top speed: 73.22 km/h. Lap time: 2:11.365. Acceleration rating: 66/100. Braking rating: 100/100. Handling rating: 100/100.
Acquisition
Available from Pedal And Metal. Stored in: Garage (cycle space). List price: $50,000.