Go Go Monkey Blista

To the uninitiated, it's a neat little 80's compact with a retro arcade livery. But to you, it's a badge of honor. It's a testament to every podium you climbed, every bullet you dodged, every bet you placed, every vehicle you customized, every competitor you immolated and every middle finger you shoved in the face of every idiot dumb enough to stand in your way. To the victor go the spoils.